Hello! You're watching "Hayate No Gotoku!"
Hello, I'm Sonia Shaflnarz.
Oh.
Sister, it's you! It's been a while.
You totally forgot about me.
But I'm a kindhearted nun, so I'll forgive you.
We are so honored to have you here.
Really? Then I'll come next week, too.
What? Oh, well, that's not...
But it is quite refreshing to have someone on the
show who isn't the usual bunch.
Right? Well, Ayasaki-kun...
Will you lend me some money?
Of course not.
I'll sing you a song.
I'm not lending you any money.
Goodness. The characters may change,
but they all do the same thing.
Ayasaki-kun is nice.
You can sing, but I'm not giving you any money!
He's giving me all his money.
Go to school!
Wh-Why?
Because it's a school day and you're a student. How's that for a reason?
Hakuo Academy
I wish she'd stop telling me to go to school.
What does it matter? Break starts tomorrow, anyway.
Why can't I just start my break a day early?
I don't know about that.
You got scolded by Maria-san again?
What do you mean, "again"?
You were always getting into trouble when you
lived in the Yukari-chan House.
Th-That's not true!
Maria just scolded me for no reason!
Actually, I like the way Maria-san scolds you like a mom.
Like a mom?
Listen to me!
Yes, like on laundry day...
Honestly...
Why do you always bring out
dirty clothes after I start the laundry?
I-I can't help it. They just turned up.
That's why I always tell you not to
leave your clothes lying around...
Geez. Quit nagging me!
Like that.
Maria-san is strict.
That's not what I mean.
Huh?
It's that line, "Why do you always bring out dirty
clothes after I start the laundry?"
Every mom in every household says that.
Is... that so?
It's strange.
Where would she learn that?
Listen!
I wonder if I'll become
such a dignified mother one day?
Maria-san is only 17.
Good grief!
I wanna be the one giving orders sometimes.
What kind?
Take your bath!
Stop buying snacks!
And such.
I don't think Maria-san would ever need to be told those things.
I just wanna tell Maria not to do something!
So, Hayate.
Discover what sort of bad things Maria is doing.
What?
Candy Land
Um...
Thanks, as always.
She's so beautiful.
And here I am, lurking in the shadows.
I've become a stalker.
Hm... That's odd.
Free Milkshake
I'll take a strawberry shake.
Right away. Anything else?
No.
Would you like a burger with that?
No thanks.
There's nothing wrong with her...
...I think.
Watching her like this,
I realize there's a lot about her I don't know.
She's so pretty.
I never knew Maria-san bought so many snacks.
Hello?
Hayate? Did you find something I can tell Maria not to do?
I'll take this.
Well...
Thank you. You must be a fine wife.
Oh, no, I'm single.
Unlike you, she doesn't do anything wrong.
What?
I'm home...
Welcome back. How was school?
You haven't gone in a while.
Oh my. You're still upset?
That's all right.
By the way,
want some ice cream, since it's hot out?
Yes!
Yes, you're just like a mother.
I'm not old enough to have a child her age.
Uh... That's not what I meant.
I'm gonna play a video game!
In some aspects, you're like a mother to Miss Nagi.
I never met my dad,
and I don't have any photos...
And my mom died...
What is it?
I'd like to ask you something, grandfather.
It's about Nagi's father.
Something has been nagging at me,
so I've been doing some research...
But I can't even find one picture.
I destroyed all his photos. All records of him, too.
Of course you can't find anything.
You did, grandfather?
But who exactly is Nagi's father?
Humph. Who cares!
I don't want to remember the thief who died
in that car crash in America!
He was an embarrassment to the Sanzenin house.
No more than a disgrace!
Don't ask me about him anymore!
I see...
But... Putting that aside...
Could you just give me the essentials in brief?
I'm in the middle of preparing dinner, so make it quick.
Um... Uh... Well...
His name was Shin Hayek and
he was Yukariko's former butler.
In truth, he was a con man who got close to us
in order to steal the Sanzenin treasure.
People tend to believe their eyes,
and ignore the invisible.
That is the way humans are.
Is what you see actually real, or...?
That's funny. Was I scammed?
Care for a glass?
Spirits
To the next place!
I wonder why money disappears when you spend it.
Connecting
Theater
Part A
Sanzenin Ramen
I made a discovery.
What?
Instead of letting ramen
sit in hot water for three minutes...
The noodles soak up more flavor and taste better if
you let them sit for 10 minutes, right?
Like I would know!
Connecting
Theater
Part B
Sanzenin Ramen
The noodles are so overcooked, it's not ramen anymore.
No! This super soft ramen is more like risotto, and it's delicious!
Like I said, it's not ramen.
So anyway, please lend me money!
You idiot!
You won't lend me anything today?
No, I won't.
But you did last time!
Um, that was...
You were so nice!
Who were you then, Hina?
That's because...
Oh, whatever.
Don't you think it's bad to borrow money from a sister
who's 12 years younger?
Nope.
You should!
Okay. I didn't word that right.
Your big sister will rephrase.
Give me money!
That's worse!
Oh well.
I guess I'll have to go to some lender now.
Do you remember why our real
parents ran away and left us behind?
Um... I think it was because they
carelessly borrowed 80 million yen from lenders and loan sharks?
That's right.
So if you borrow money from loan sharks...
I will never forgive you!
Sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm very hungry,
but I can't get anything to eat with 12 yen.
Found a sucker.
Man, you eat a lot.
Ha, ha. I'm just starving.
And please, don't ask me if there's a better job
than teaching at Hakuo.
You have to stay grounded and work hard.
I'll see you.
You forgot the check!
Huh?
I only have 12 yen.
Hey! I don't have much money, either.
Even though you look like a host?
Butlers have money, don't they?
What are you talking about?
Can't you even buy me some curry?
You ate way more than just curry!
Excuse me.
You're disturbing the other customers.
Oh, we're so sorry.
Can I add a jumbo beef curry to our order?
Why are you ordering?
Oh well. Guess we have no choice
but to call Nagi-chan and have her bail us out.
"No choice"? That's not how you use that phrase.
Absolutely not!
Then how will we get out of this situation?
First, relinquish the curry.
I guess we can call someone with money.
Okay, then call someone.
You call, Teacher.
How about Hinagiku-san?
Call her and she'll kill us.
I'm going to the bathroom.
You don't need the toilet. You were just gonna run.
Wh-What? I wouldn't do that!
My parents used to do the same thing.
I know all the tricks.
So cruel! I can't believe you'd accuse a teacher of such things!
I can't afford to give her any openings.
But at this rate, I'll end up having to pay. What can I do...?
Not bad, seeing through my act so quickly.
Trust a guy with so much experience being in debt.
Kill or be killed...
It's a close fight.
This curry is so good!
Whoa! Sister! Tsugumi-san!
When did you get here?
What are you doing?
We're gonna dine and dash, of course!
What do you mean, "of course"?
That's right.
And who are you?
I'm the nun this young man is treating to a meal.
I'm not treating you!
You'd treat me, right?
No! Where's your money?
You think I have any money left after Akiba?
Don't say that so proudly!
Excuse me. I'd like the steak set with extra rice.
Don't just place an order like normal!
You're so cheap, Ayasaki-kun!
And after we've finally met again...
Since you're all having fun,
I think it's time for me to leave.
If you're leaving, then pay up.
You guys, too.
Man, he doesn't leave any openings.
You're going to try to run no matter what.
I'll just have to eat more than anyone...
And get out of here faster than anyone.
And the last one left here has to pay the whole bill.
I wonder if I was too harsh.
We have breaking news.
A thief armed with a gun is still at large.
Breaking News
Armed Thief Still At Large
Local police are asking all citizens to be careful.
How can they eat without the slightest hesitation
when they know they can't pay the bill?
What will I do?
Right!
It's perfectly normal to get up to answer the phone!
I'll switch from "vibrate" to "ring,"
and turn the volume up loud...
Someone I can rely on to
call me back if I hang up after one ring would be...
Huh?
1 Missed Call Hayate Ayasaki
Hayate-kun? I wonder what he wants...
I should call him back...
But should I make him wait a bit first?
Um... Uh...
No call yet?
No call yet, Hinagiku-san?!
I guess my plan isn't...
Hinagiku Katsura
Oh, excuse me while I take this call... outside.
What?
Shoot!
He got us!
I never thought he'd pull that one!
Goodbye, everyone.
No, don't go!
The upper hand was mine this time.
Hello? Hi, Hinagiku-san.
I'm at the Deathny's in Nogata.
Excuse m—
Hayate-kun?
My smart phone!
I'm taking over this restaurant!
Nice! Nice assist!
What's so nice about it?
Chief, I managed to get footage from inside the restaurant.
What's going on in there?
There are four hostages.
The thief is working alone, but he's armed and extremely dangerous.
I see.
But I wonder which of them is the thief?
You're such a rookie.
Can't you tell just by his aura?
You guys better behave or else I'll...
Good timing. What do you want to order?
Huh? What are you talking about?
I'm... Huh? What?
Oh, whatever. Hurry up and order.
Please...
Who are you guys?
Which one is our guy?
Look at his aura.
I'm glad there are more of us.
More of us? I'm a thief.
You're not really relying on the money he stole to pay, are you?
Oh, come on.
It doesn't matter who pays. Money is money.
So, one of the five of us will pay the 40,000 yen bill, right?
But I didn't order anything!
Didn't you know? You get charged
just to sit at many pubs.
Here that charge is 50,000.
Whoa! That's a huge charge!
But I'm a thief! You should be scared of...
I'll get us something from the drink station.
What do you want?
Um... I'll take a Coke.
Juice!
Coffee.
Tea.
Okay, I'll get everyone their drinks.
Thanks.
Thank you!
No problem.
Where's my juice?
She just left.
Um... Something's really bothering me.
What?
Did this restaurant have a drink station?
Sister!
She got us!
She dined and dashed!
Whoops! I slipped!
She kicked her way out!
We have to pay for the window, too?
You or you are going to pay for all of this!
Don't downplay your part in this!
That's right!
Besides, I stole all this money to help my sick sister.
Your sick...
Sister?
Excuse me...
Please keep out!
Hayate-kun is here?
My sister is really sick and
it'll cost us a fortune to treat her.
We're too poor to pay for her medical bills.
But I want to help her...
So that's why I stole the money...
You idiot!
Why did you do that?
You're a fool to steal
money to help your sick sister!
Teacher...
You're not thinking about your sister at all.
With this money you used a gun to steal?!
Do you think your little sister would be
happy to be cured by stolen money?
Don't point the gun at us!
Can't you see she'll just be sad?
Lower the gun, Teacher!
Um, excuse me.
Hm? Who are you?
I got a call from a friend who I think is in there.
Oh... Well, an armed thief is holed up in there.
An armed thief?
Sister?
My older sister stole money?
Anyway, I understand.
What am I going to do?
It's easy.
Hand the dirty money over to me and...
The only dirty thing is your mind!
Huh? Oh, Hina?
I've lost all faith in you, big sister!
Huh?
I looked up to you!
I can't believe you'd do this just because
you don't have money!
Wasn't it you who taught me that
some things are worth more than money?
Whatever the reason,
didn't you realize your little sister would be sad if you stole money?
Stop hiding in here and turn yourself in!
Yes. I'll turn myself in.
Who's this?
The thief.
What?
I'm sorry I caused so much trouble.
I'll take care of your little sister.
Thank you so much!
Idiot! Idiot! You're such an idiot, big sister!
Okay, okay! I hear you.
Now, lend me some money.
I will not lend you money, you idiot!
Um, Maria-san. I need to talk to you.
Okay, as long as it's not about money.
Shoot.
So...
I don't have anything.
But I came to see you!
Don't you have anything for me?
Oh, all right.
Come on, come on.
You can have this.
What's this?
The bill.
For the ramen, steak set, and all the other food.
Hey! You can't escape!
Pay for what you ate! Sister!
Pay! You have to pay up, Sister!